sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “Attempting To Play the Kim Kardashian Game???”

Reblog if you kan’t stop playing. I’m following people who do! :]

(Source: tyleroakley)

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(Source: uvmsemba, via tyleroakley)

sext

boy: mm what are you wearing?

me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes

mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!

supermoclel:

poopflow:

supermoclel:

poopflow:

FUCK YOU KIM IM TRYINF TO SLEEP I DONT CARE THAT MY LATEST SPREAD IS TRENDING IT IS 2AM

i guess ppl who are more dedicated like me are gonna make it to the a list before you sweetie(:

excuse me but I’m already A-list I need some security to take out this E-list trash please

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